Ditch the bitch and make the switch.
Oh yes, my new computer is sexy. Sexy! It’s not every day you see a 15″ powerbook hanging out at the local coffee shop, or on your flight to Dresden. OK, maybe it is, but that’s because it’s a sexy freaking machine. It plays all my games and can do all my work and can fit in my bag. How wonderful is that? Go ahead, tell me it’s wonderful. I dare you.
Just look at it and drool here. In the meantime if you want any of my PC hardware or software let me know, or it’s going on eBay.